My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
theangelstooktheimpalato221b:

fk-boi:

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

kavto-m:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

But today’s the 24th…

I think we’re dealing with Australians.

theangelstooktheimpalato221b:

fk-boi:

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

kavto-m:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

But today’s the 24th…

I think we’re dealing with Australians.

(via exuberant-imperfection)

hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

(via stealingthecrown)

squirrelofwednesday:

wellhellotello:

karinaenolan:

evannabadasslovegood:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

devildoll:

trelali:

slothturtle:

YES THIS I LOVE THE COMBINATIONS

I love how Tony is like “THESE. THESE ARE MINE. YOU CAN’T HAVE EITHER.”

OH MY GOD. My love for this is OFF THE CHARTS.
PUPPY PILE.

CLINT AND NATASHA
I CANNOT


I CAN’T EVEN WITH ALL OF THEM



Loki is the most defensive. So adorable.

^and yet so close to his big brother.
I think I’m going to cry…

Cap is mine. Bruce is mine. Thor, also mine. Loki mine too. You can have birdbrain. Birdbrain isn’t mine. 

squirrelofwednesday:

wellhellotello:

karinaenolan:

evannabadasslovegood:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

devildoll:

trelali:

slothturtle:

YES THIS I LOVE THE COMBINATIONS

I love how Tony is like “THESE. THESE ARE MINE. YOU CAN’T HAVE EITHER.”

OH MY GOD. My love for this is OFF THE CHARTS.

PUPPY PILE.

CLINT AND NATASHA

I CANNOT

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I CAN’T EVEN WITH ALL OF THEM

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Loki is the most defensive. So adorable.

^and yet so close to his big brother.

I think I’m going to cry…

Cap is mine. Bruce is mine. Thor, also mine. Loki mine too. You can have birdbrain. Birdbrain isn’t mine. 

(Source: hvit-ravn, via superwholock-of-the-rings)